Nitish Banka

    • Coal Scam: Comic way to understand it

    Well for those who are unable to understand the Coalgate and want to understand it in a simple hilarious way, here read this post…
    Actors
    Coal-everybody understand this black gold, it’s an important resource for power, steel, cement production so a resource of strategic importance…[That’s why this coalavaridi]
    Central Government-UPA/NDA they have power to allocate coal blocks to companies who are either Central government companies or companies who are involved in production of cement, steel, power etc.[Rahul Baba, Manmohan ji, Abb ki baar Modi Sarkar have power to allocate coal]
    State governments-No major role to play in allocation of coal [But important bali ka bakra]
    Supreme court [Sabka baap] which declared coal allocation by central government as illegal.

    Story
    Once upon a time in the year 1993, then government [not modi Sarkar at that time], SAID CHALO ABB PRIVATISATION KARTE HAI SAB CHEEZO KAA, LETS MAKE MORE MONEY.LETS BRING ACHE DIN, so what the then government did was they changed the policy for coal allocation and formulated a new policy for inviting private players for mining of coal etc. The then central government laid the foundation of screening committee.
    SCREENING COMMITTEE MEI SAB MINISTERS HEE BETHTE HAI JO YEH DECIDE KARTE HAI KI KISKO COAL BLOCK DIYA JAYE AUR KISKO BABAJI KA THULLU.
    Now the entire dispute is related to this screening committee, screening committee wale log meeting karte hai hai aur coal blocks bant te hain.[SCREENING COMMITEE] CHALO KOYLE KII KHAAN BANTEE, PAR AS THERE WAS A MINDSET IN THE COUNTRY BEFORE MODI SARKAR, MERA KYA AUR MUJHE KYA, TOH WHAT THE SCREENING COMMITTEE GOT A CORRUPT MINDSET. So what they did was [BHAIYA JO PRIVATE COMPANY PAISA DEGI USKO KOYLE KI KHAAN BAAKI SABKO RAM RAM].As of total 36 meetings were held TILL DATE AUR KISI KO BHI PAKDA DIYA COAL BLOCK BINA KOI JAANCH PARTAL KEY BINA KOI VERIFICATION KAY.
    Thus ek coal scam ka khulasa hua
    YEHI CHEEZ SC MEI AAYI.
    [CENTRAL GOVERNMENT]Aree bhaiya meine kya kara, state government se poocho wo hee dete hai license coal block dene ka [AS USUAL PASSING THE BUCK]
    [SC]- CHALO STATE GOVERNMENTS SE POOCHTE HAI-[STATE GOVERNMENT] WAH KENDRA KI SARKAR WAH, [SCREENING COMMITTEE TUMHARI], MINISTERS TUMHARE,KHAYA PAISA TUMNE,GADHE HUM BANE.
    [SC]-> [Central government] DESH KI JANTA ULLU NAI BETHI, ABHI KHOLTE HAI TUMHARA KACHAA CHITTHAA-TUM LOGO NEY APNI CHAHCHA TAU KI COMPANIYON KO AISE COAL BLOCKS DIYE HAI JAISE KOI DIWALI KA TOHFAA DETA HO[SCREENING COMMITTEE] MEI SAMOSEE AUR CHAYE KHATE KHATE COAL BLOCKS DEDIYE, BINA DEKHE KI KONSI COMPANY KYA HAI NAA KOI RULES DEKHE NAA KOI PROCESS FOLLOW KARA.KISI KO BHI DEDALA KOYLA YEH KOYLA TUMHARI BAAP KI JAGIR NAI HAI.
    SC found that the coal blocks allocated from 1993 to till date were not as per the rules and procedure.